Funcensus
by Wil
Voted by ₥AN$A, kaleb, rookepoole, Smiley “MakeShif”, Wil
Sign in (Google, X, or email). File the case in plain language — we tested: “Vegas this Saturday or a house party in Atlanta? Two people are broke. Alex wants a strip-club detour. Sam is a hard no.” Grok, as clerk, parses the poles and writes the ballot: Vegas vs house party on a 1–10, importance 1–10, plus compromise questions (budget, strip-club opt-out, dealbreaker, “what would make this okay”). Share the link. Invitees vote with just a name — no account. If the group already texted you their take, record it as a proxy vote. Call the bench. The judge does not count heads. It weights stance by importance. Our test room: Wil 9/9 for Vegas, Alex 10/8 for Vegas, Sam 3/2 against. Sam’s shrug does not veto. The ruling: Vegas stands, Sam is heard, strip club is an optional side quest, house party is the rain check. Stamped: SO ORDERED — PACK THE BAGS, SKIP THE POLE.
- Models
- Grok 4.6
- Cost
- Grok build few thousand
Majority-of-shouts vs actual consensus. A 10-vs-3 on importance is consensus; a high-stakes dissenter is not. Fixed by precomputing weighted stance, camps, and high/low-importance dissent, then feeding that math to the judge so it couldn’t vibe-rule. Invitees shouldn’t need an account. Guest ballots on the share link, plus proxy votes for “they already told me in the group chat.” No mail server. Copy link + mailto with the docket pre-filled. Be honest in the UI instead of fake “email sent.” Rowdy/NSFW. Clerk prompt: don’t moralize, don’t refuse legal adult mess; still refuse crime/minors. 15-minute clock. Brand card ran as a parallel pass so Imagine didn’t block the app. E2E still hit live Grok: sign up → draft → three ballots → ruling. Production preview without a database URL tried to boot PGLite missing wasm assets. Deploy path uses Neon; local QA copies the assets. Didn’t fake the judge.
2 comments
₥AN$A 8/25/2026, 2:59:36 AM
Won me over with the story
Smiley “MakeShif” 8/25/2026, 3:28:13 AM
Lot of sides to the dice. Dope